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Comedy Novels

A Nasty Bump On The Head by Geoff Tristram
The Hunt For Granddad's Head by Geoff Tristram
Monet Trouble by Geoff Tristram
Vincent Gough's Van by Geoff Tristram

A Nasty Bump On The Head

£7.99

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The Hunt For Granddads Head

£7.99

+£1.00 postage

Monet Trouble

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

Vincent Gough's Van

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

The Curious Tale Of The Missing Hoof by Geoff Tristram
Stealing The Ashes by Geoff Tristram
Losing The Plot by Geoff Tristram
Mr Maori Goes Home by Geoff Tristram

Losing The Plot

£8.99

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The Curious Tale of the Missing Hoof £8.99

+£1.80 postage

Mr Maori Goes Home

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

Stealing The Ashes

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

David's Michelangelo by Geoff Tristram
A Remarkable Chain Of Events by Geoff Tristram
Painting By Numbers by Geoff Tristram
The Curse Of Tutton Common by Geoff Tristram

Painting By Numbers

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

David's Michelangelo

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

The Curse Of Tutton Common

£8.99

 +£1.80 postage

A Remarkable Chain Of Events

£8.99

+£1.80 postage

Other Novels

The Last Cricket Tour by Geoff Tristram

The Last Cricket Tour

£6.99

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Geoff Tristram’s wonderfully frank life-story is a laugh-out-loud experience from start to finish. From the second he was born, the Black Country-born artist and cartoonist seems to have lurched from one crazy situation to the next, leaving a trail of chaos in his wake.

We learn about his journey from scatterbrained schoolboy to art student to professional artist, and his host of colourful friends and family members, including his beloved younger brother, David, the award-winning comedy playwright and filmmaker who created Black Country lazy cow and national treasure, ‘Doreen Tipton.’

Geoff is not frightened to write about his share of tragedies either, but mostly he treats us to a plethora of funny anecdotes and cringeworthy situations, often at his own expense. A shameless name-dropper, he tells us about the many celebrities he has encountered in his frantic 42 years as a professional artist, and liberally dishes the dirt on people that he feels have wronged him during that time. It doesn’t matter a jot if you have never heard of Geoff or seen his wonderful work. This book will still have you in stitches from beginning to end, and, as if all this wasn’t enough, there are loads of amazing pictures too!

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A Lifetime Spent Watching Paint Dry

The Last Cricket Tour by Geoff Tristram

A Lifetime Spent Watching Paint Dry

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